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  1. Neo wrote:

    “Welles was quite the enfant terrible, wasn’t he? Although I do think he was most likely suprised at the extent to which people believed the show, he probably was not all that displeased.”

    Welles’ last commercially released film, F For Fake explored how easily people are manipulated–I wonder what he’d think about today’s brand of tricksters: Michael Moore, Morgan Spurlock, Al Sharpton, Ward Churchill, et al.

  2. Well, at the moment I can’t connect to Blogger and post today’s post. It’s there, ready and waiting–the first of a two-part series on coercion and mind control, starting with the Carroll kidnapping and then seguing into the strange case of Patty Hearst.

    So, hopefully Blogger will return to business as usual shortly, and I can publish it. Till then, all I can do is comment.

  3. ed driscoll: Welles was quite the enfant terrible, wasn’t he? Although I do think he was most likely suprised at the extent to which people believed the show, he probably was not all that displeased.

  4. kcom: It’s always amused me that Bergen was a ventriloquist on the radio. After all, even I could be a ventriloquist on the radio.

    According, to my mother, source of all important cultural information for that era, Bergen was a great ventriloquist for the radio because he was actually a pretty lousy ventriloquist, technically speaking. But he was funny.

    Wikipedia backs her up.

  5. I’ve heard recording of WC Fields and Charlie McCarthy.

    Fields: Your mother was a gate leg table.

    McCarthy: If so, your father was under it.

    Fields: Quiet, or I’ll put a Japanese Beetle on you.

  6. “a time in our recent history when it was considered entertaining to have a ventriloquist on the radio!

    We have one now. He’s called Phil Hendrie. Okay, maybe not exactly a ventriloquist (I’m not sure) but close enough.

  7. In keeping with my odd fascinations with extraneous things, consider that Neo touches on the detail that there was a time in our recent history when it was considered entertaining to have a ventriloquist on the radio!

  8. Thanks Neo or ReNeo… I read your blog daily, but getting a laugh is surely an added bonus. Tough to do the right thing!

  9. There was a general lack of advance anouncement this year. My wee wifey heard about it on the classic rock station’s morning show; not a reliable source. I spent several minutes with google before I decided to set the clock forward, and still made a point to check whether Windows had reset it’s clock before getting dressed to go pick her up from work. She told me that a full 50% of first shift didn’t arrive on schedule.

  10. Warner Brother’s two-disc DVD of Citizen Kane contains a clip of the press conference Welles faced the morning after The War of the Worlds broadcast. As I wrote a couple of years ago, “His mouth virtually melting butter, he cooed to reporters that he had no idea of what would happen during the broadcast. He merely set out to tell an entertaining story!” It was surely Welles’ best bit of acting, ever.

    It’s no coincidence that Welles’ first line of dialogue in Citizen Kane’s “News on the March” mockumentary was, “Don’t believe everything you hear on the radio!”

  11. Back to confessions…

    My wife and I took care of her parents (and, God rest their souls, they took care of us) from the time we were married until their passing some 7-8 years ago.

    My Mother-in-law treated me like her own son from the first day I came for dinner (and came back the next day for breakfast, etc., … long story). But she had a pretty devilish streak in her when it came to April Fool’s.

    Early on, she used to wrap up a lunch of leftovers for me almost every day. We’re not talking PB&J here, but lasagne, turkey dinner and that sort of thing, complete with dessert.

    One April 1 her joke was to include several frisbee-shaped doggie treats in my lunch instead of cookies. I forget what they were called. She hadn’t thought I’d seen them, but I recognized them at lunch and got a chuckle… then a big shit-eating grin – kind of like a doggie-treat-eating grin, but without all that nagging humiliation.

    So I wait until about 3pm and then I call my wife to tell her that I felt just awful – that I’d had an almost incapacitating bout of heartburn and then spent the rest of the afternoon in the bathroom “screaming at both ends”. I asked her if she thought I should go to the hospital, or what. She was in on the joke so she told me to wait, then immediately called Mom.

    Mom proceeded to call the doctor, then the vet and then finally the 1-800 number on the back of the doggie treat box to find out if they should pump my stomach, or worse.

    I made myself “unavailable” until about 5pm to let them all stew for a bit. When I walked in the door after work, feeling chipper and fine, none the worse for wear, the return volley prank hit her like a cinder block. The transition on her face when I walked through the door was about the most priceless I can recall – from fear, to shock, to a kind of angry confusion, to outright rage (the fake “I’m gonna kill you” kind – few of us know what REAL mother-in-law “I’m gonna kill you” rage is like, and are the better for it).

    Eventually, we both laughed so hard we could hardly stand.

    I sure do miss that little prankster.

  12. I wake up at 8AM usually. This morning I woke up at 7AM and spent half an hour trying to remember if I set them ahead an hour or behind an hour.

    So, why I woke up to a “real-time for me” 6AM instead of a fake 9AM remains a mystery! But it’s the easiest transition I can recall!

  13. I much prefer Daylight Savings because it allows me some light when I get home in the evenings.

    Usually some time in February I become oppressed by the Northern winter and start counting the days and the temperature. Usually by Spring (3/21) things are getting OK, in terms of temp and darkness. But the first weekend in April — the time for the time change — is always a watershed.

    Incidentally, starting next year, the clocks will be turning back a week or two earlier, in March, and ending a week or two into November (instead of the last weekend in October.) That will take a bit of the edge off the end of winter.

    Bottom line: I’d rather wake up in the dark than come home in the dark.

  14. Well, I love this part, when it stays light so late. I just was outside doing yard work, walking by the ocean, etc. etc. So much more time to do those things, and so many people outside enjoying the beautiful warm weather.

  15. Slovakia set it last week — we went to the later mass.

    We found out that Latvia, Portugal, and another EU country have stopped DST, or summer time. Bad for the kids, going to bed too late, or such things; and really not much energy saving.

    I like it; but the kids ARE staying up late.

  16. Take no counsel of thy fears. The question is always, is it true? ANd how you tell if it is true or not is you go check. Take no counsel of your fears means to not make actions based upon them, rather seek confirmation first if you have to really really do something because you’re afraid.

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