June 20th, 2007

Tempting spam

Usually spam is eminently resistible. The pleadings to “dear one” from some imaginary sadsack in Africa, the exhortations to increase the size of a male member that is absent from my anatomy, the photos of strange couplings that sound more repellent than appealing.

But today I got some spam that—for one brief shining moment—made me experience a tiny urge to respond. It was entitled “Cute Pug Puppies for Adoption,” and it went on to describe an entire story: deceased grandmother’s Valentine’s Day-acquired pug accidentally impregnated by another pug who happened to live next door (as luck would have it!), yada yada yada.

Pugs. What can I say? They’re a weakness of mine, along with dogs in general. Maybe it’s pugs’ resemblance to Churchill, maybe it’s their curly little tails, maybe it’s something from my childhood, but—well, although giving in to this impulse fills me with shame, here you are:

pug1.jpg

There. I feel better now that I got that out of my system.

5 Responses to “Tempting spam”

  1. Fausta Says:

    I got that one, too, and was tempted but would have been even more tempted if they were offering basset puppies

  2. neo-neocon Says:

    Or dachshunds.

  3. dustoffmom Says:

    or boxers! My personal weakness….they could sure sucker me in on that! :)

  4. Lee Says:

    Oooooohhhh…
    Wook, issa widdo puppy doooog isso cuuut issa
    oooooooooo…..

  5. Gerard Says:

    “I feel better now that I got that out of my system.”

    Noted. Now go and sin no more.

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