I think that I shall never see, a bank robber lovely as a…
(Well, it was on Elm Street…)
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Previously a lifelong Democrat, born in New York and living in New England, surrounded by liberals on all sides, I've found myself slowly but surely 
July 8th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
He’s just trying to be eco-friendly, Neo. The inheritance of the Jihad so to speak. It starts off inept, and with a few generations, it gets better!
July 9th, 2007 at 9:54 am
The guy was [br]oak, apparently…
July 9th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Camojack, you are going to ‘elm for that.
July 10th, 2007 at 12:27 am
Hey, I’m a poplar guy!
July 10th, 2007 at 1:35 am
Heard through the grapevine:
The bank robber (James Coldwell) has been arrested. It’s speculated that police may have traced his palm prints or a local gardener who pruned him last year recognized and identified him. The money was found hidden in the man’s trunk. Weeping in court, the man has promised to turn over a new leaf and stay away from all branches of the bank he robbed. Coldwell feels that the root of his problem is seasonal affective disorder and a lack of rain. Since he produced no weapon during the robbery, authorities feel that his bark was worse than his bite, and may be willing to go out on a limb to give him a second chance in the hope he has learned his lesson and will grow up.
July 10th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Anon,
Even if they transplant him and he turns over a new leaf, I think he will only branch out into other fertile areas of crime.