This reads like an Onion article, or Tom Lehrer patter.
But, unless the NY Times has taken on a new identity and become a purposeful parody rather than an unintentional one, the piece is actually a totally serious exploration of the travails of the very very very rich, and the therapists who specialize in treating them to the tune of $600 measly bucks an hour.
It seems it’s true that, as F. Scott Fitzgerald said, the rich are different from you and me. It’s also true that they’ve still got their problems and their therapists.
Here are some excerpts:
“It used to be that my patients were the children of the rich: inheritors, people who suffered from the neglect of jet-setting parents or from the fear that no matter what they did, they would never measure up to their father’s accomplishments,” he recalled. “Now I see so many young people—people in their 30s and 40s—who’ve made the money themselves.”
Dr. Stone said those two kinds of patients tended to have different problems: “In my experience, there was a high incidence of depression in the people who were born rich. And by contrast, the people today who are making a fortune are so often narcissistic in a way that excludes depression.”…
Janet L. Wolfe, a Park Avenue psychologist and the co-author of a paper about difficulties in counseling “women of the ‘upper’ classes,” said she considered a rich person’s unhappiness or emotional anguish no less serious than anybody else’s, but acknowledged how trivial some of her patients’ problems could sound.
“One of the things that drew a very wealthy woman to see me was that she was an inadequate tennis player,” Dr. Wolfe recalled. “She was very serious about this. She felt that the other wealthy women she played with would think she was an inadequate person. It’s easier for rich patients to take problems like this seriously.”
It’s also easier for rich patients to fail to take their therapy seriously. If the hardship of the high cost of therapy is theorized to spur patients to value it more highly and to make changes in order to stop having to go to a therapist and paying so much, then rich patients can skip this hardship. Six hundred dollars for a forty-five minute session is bargain-basement stuff to these particular peoople. Their therapists bemoan the fact that appointments are squeezed in between personal trainers and other people who service the client, and are blown off with impunity.
I am absolutely certain that the rich have their share of very serious problems that give them pain. But it’s hard to feel too sorry for their therapists.
[ADDENDUM: I wrote that the fee for some of these therapists was $600 an hour. I want to add that, according to the article, that's actually a 45-minute hour---five minutes (worth about sixty-seven dollars, at that rate) less than the standard therapeutic 50-minute "hour."]
Previously a lifelong Democrat, born in New York and living in New England, surrounded by liberals on all sides, I've found myself slowly but surely 
July 7th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
Hey Neo, I understand your taking on Dr. Phil’s case.
Good luck.
July 7th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Paging Lucy VanPelt…
July 7th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
McMillionaire, thirty five year old male, on couch:
“Doc, I don’t feel challenged.”
McMillionaire, waking up in the moss of central Alaska at high summer, wearing rough clothes, comfy boots, and finding a guide gun, three rounds of ammo, and a hunting knife at his side. He finds a note. There is a rock, and a compass, holding the paper down:
“There’s a fishing village on the far side of a river that is five day’s hike due west…”
McM looks at compass, see the mountains poking up above the trees, and whistles.
“… over the most obvious pass. Don’t hunt with the rifle, you’ll need it for the bears. They only hang out by the rivers and under the trees, by the way. Enjoy your challenge! If you don’t make it back, I won’t bill you.”
You know that little scenario has to have passed through the mind of more than one therapist.
July 8th, 2008 at 7:42 am
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July 8th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Hey that comes to about an eighty nine cent expenditure for every….. “Well, how do you feel about that?”