This is funny. But it’s the last line that’s priceless.
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The <i>Onion’s</i> prediction for Obama’s Presidency — 9 Comments
It sure is, probably because it rings so true.
When I read it, I kept thinking “if it only it was so, then it wouldn’t be so bad”.
I guess after reading human history (that didn’t just start in 1955), I can’t bring myself to believe in this frivolity: except the frivolity of evil.
Yes, that last line is the perfect comment!
Where was The Onion before the election?
I get images of Barak sitting on the toilet, carefully dumping cigarette ashes between his legs, and grinning from ear to ear while he leafs through a puff piece magazine article about himself.
Before the election the Onion was shamelessly and hilariously making Republicans look like idiots. They can turn on Obama now that it’s safe.
Anyway, they made one common journalistic mistake that fries my grits even when in a comedy piece:
and an African-American female wearing a fur coat and speaking in a thick Russian accent
How many people say “African-American” when they really mean black? (African-Russian?)
He’s a con man, all right.
Look how many suckers fell for it… 🙁
Being president will bring him more than 85 million. Why would he leave money on the table? The Clintons have scored far more and Obama will make them look like pikers.
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It sure is, probably because it rings so true.
When I read it, I kept thinking “if it only it was so, then it wouldn’t be so bad”.
I guess after reading human history (that didn’t just start in 1955), I can’t bring myself to believe in this frivolity: except the frivolity of evil.
Yes, that last line is the perfect comment!
Where was The Onion before the election?
I get images of Barak sitting on the toilet, carefully dumping cigarette ashes between his legs, and grinning from ear to ear while he leafs through a puff piece magazine article about himself.
Before the election the Onion was shamelessly and hilariously making Republicans look like idiots. They can turn on Obama now that it’s safe.
Anyway, they made one common journalistic mistake that fries my grits even when in a comedy piece:
and an African-American female wearing a fur coat and speaking in a thick Russian accent
How many people say “African-American” when they really mean black? (African-Russian?)
He’s a con man, all right.
Look how many suckers fell for it… 🙁
Being president will bring him more than 85 million. Why would he leave money on the table? The Clintons have scored far more and Obama will make them look like pikers.