February 10th, 2009

A wrinkle on weight

A study of identical twins and their wrinkles can tell us something about the aging process. Differences between such twins as they get older must be due to environmental causes.

The article linked above says researchers found a “surprising” relationship between weight and aging. I find it utterly unsurprising; anyone who notices such things would find it hard to miss, actually: before the age of forty, excess weight makes women look older. But after that point, it makes them look younger.

Well, duh. I’ve noticed this phenomenon time and again. My mother often remarked on it as she aged; among her friends, the principle seemed to hold true. My mother (aged ninety-five now) also has an oft-stated philosophy about the whole process: “As you get older, you can either be a thin old lady or a fat old lady.”

5 Responses to “A wrinkle on weight”

  1. Ozyripus Says:

    Yes! And, you were a lucky kid! (Auchincloss said a writer’s capital is his childhood.)

  2. E Says:

    I think it was Zsa Zsa Gabor who famously remarked that after a woman reaches a certain age, she needs to choose either her face or her ass – both can’t look good!

  3. vanderleun Says:

    “A man walks down the street
    He says why am I soft in the middle now
    Why am I soft in the middle ….”

  4. E Says:

    “…when the rest of my life is so hard?”

  5. Drew Says:

    “I need a photo opportunity, I need a shot at redemption”

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