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Previously a lifelong Democrat, born in New York and living in New England, surrounded by liberals on all sides, I've found myself slowly but surely 
February 16th, 2009 at 7:05 am
We’re sorry, the number you dialed is no longer in service.
February 16th, 2009 at 8:26 am
Please leave a message at the beep.
We have your name, phone number, and address, and the black helicopters are on their way.
February 16th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Seems to be working. I’ll see if my post turns up.
February 16th, 2009 at 10:09 am
If this were an actual emergency your governmental betters would abandon ship and race for their luxurious bunkers provided for them at your expense. For the rest of you, bend over and . . .
February 16th, 2009 at 11:24 am
Neo, I hate to say this but this post is not up to your usual standards.
February 16th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
I hate pop quizzes.
February 16th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Terse,concise. The very essence of nonneocon.
February 16th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
At least it’s less wordy than my usual.
February 16th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
The function I was testing was whether I could write a post and post-date so that it would be published a short while later. I wasn’t sure the publication would happen automatically, but apparently it does.
February 16th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Did I pass?
February 16th, 2009 at 11:47 pm
February 16th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
…sometimes there are no words.
February 17th, 2009 at 2:41 am
neo- You know you have devoted followers when a single word elicits comments — some very clever and entertaining ones, at that!
February 17th, 2009 at 6:29 am
Since this is a test, I would like to contribute a question.
Since male martyrs are awarded 17 virgins in heaven as a reward for strapping bombs around themselves and blowing up people, what do their daughters, wives, sisters, etc. get?
I don’t know the answer to that, it has never been offered up that I am aware of.
February 17th, 2009 at 9:34 am
br549, they get rid of them.
February 17th, 2009 at 10:40 am
br549,
Please be advised that there may have been a slight…ahem..mistranslation of the pertinent text.
While the suicide bombers are envisioning 17 virgins, what the text may actually be saying is they are due 17 Virgils when they get to paradise.
Boy are they in for a shock!
February 17th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Sorry, I did not make myself clear. I meant to say what rewards do the aforementioned females get in heaven if they perform the same “selfless” act of martyrdom. Could it be 17 studs?
February 17th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
br549,
Do the female islamic martyrs actually WANT 17 Virgils when they get to paradise?
(cue banjo picking….)
February 17th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Boy, say “vestal virgil” three times real fast. Sounds like a Harley idling.
February 18th, 2009 at 7:38 am
> While the suicide bombers are envisioning 17 virgins, what the text may actually be saying is they are due 17 Virgils when they get to paradise.
Actually, they ARE promised 72 virgins (or “weeergins”, if you’re an Islamic German or star in an Andy Warhol film) — but they unfortunately don’t detail the sex of the virgins.
Some winners get 45 nerdy dweebs and 27 beautiful women. Others get 65 nerdy dweebs and 7 beautiful women.
Let’s all hope that the 911 hijackers all rolled really badly on their D72 roll. It somehow pleases the psyche to think about those SOBs sitting there surrounded by guys talking about AV equipment and their Nintendos back in life.
February 18th, 2009 at 7:59 am
Obloodyhell,
Ok, that one made me laugh!
Then again, considering muslim women are always wrapped head to toe, how do the martyrs even know what a woman looks like??? They may not know the difference…lol.
February 18th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
They use their frame of reference. Their sisters and mother.
lol
Drew