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]]> By: Oh, bother http://neoneocon.com/2009/04/22/nailing-jello-to-the-wall/#comment-107630 Oh, bother Sat, 25 Apr 2009 04:33:54 +0000 http://neoneocon.com/2009/04/22/nailing-jello-to-the-wall/#comment-107630 askmom, that's *comedy*! I'll buy the book for sure. askmom, that’s *comedy*! I’ll buy the book for sure.

]]> By: expat http://neoneocon.com/2009/04/22/nailing-jello-to-the-wall/#comment-107572 expat Fri, 24 Apr 2009 10:10:49 +0000 http://neoneocon.com/2009/04/22/nailing-jello-to-the-wall/#comment-107572 askmom, I truly love the exuberence of boys. Your comment made my day. You should write a book. After "the Dangerous Book for Boys," the world could probably use a mom's manual for surving dangerous boys. askmom,

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]]> By: askmom http://neoneocon.com/2009/04/22/nailing-jello-to-the-wall/#comment-107556 askmom Fri, 24 Apr 2009 04:34:10 +0000 http://neoneocon.com/2009/04/22/nailing-jello-to-the-wall/#comment-107556 Thanks for the complements on my creative sons, Expat. They truly had remarkable childhoods, not only achieving gustatory insanities but also performing many marvels of engineering outdoors. The classic potato gun was improved upon using the disconnected exhaust system of a 1953 Chevy, black powder and hairspray, a recently deceased badger and, eventually, local police and firefighters. Three sets of clothing were accidently burned in the commission of this crime, and three more sets had to be deliberately burned after the remains of the badger were reluctantly gathered together and disposed of. After their backsides recovered from this triumph, a grove of young alders and vine maple were mowed down using an older model Chrysler minivan, a bumper-mounted chainsaw and a roof rack mounted navigation/chainsaw control system. A septic drainfield was moderately damaged and several random holes in the floor of the minivan had to be patched up before carpooling could resume, but a good time was had by all. The boys earned enough to replace the shredded tires by time the summer was over. We hope that someday the scar from the chainsaw will fade from #2 son's leg. We won't even discuss the tire swing and Tarzan-inspired jungle rope system that overhung a nearby stream and earned the boys some negative attention from the fish and game department over a silly eagle's nest and an endangered run of sockeye salmon. It was not completely their fault that when all three of them simultaneously attempted to flush the heads of every Barbie doll in the neighborhood down our three toilets, their sister would run screaming from the scene, alerting the authorites and stopping the experiment almost, but not quite, before a three-way stoppage and septic tank pump burn-out that left the family without drainage for 13 days. They really loved the bulldozer that had to come dig up the tank and pump. The bulldozer operator tried to teach them to smoke, but failed due to mysterious interference from crabby, spoilsport local grown-ups. These characters are now a firefighter, a major construction surveyor and a steel plant quality control engineer. There are (so far) six baby boys in the next generation; random and expensive entertainment for my retirement years is guaranteed. Thanks for the complements on my creative sons, Expat. They truly had remarkable childhoods, not only achieving gustatory insanities but also performing many marvels of engineering outdoors. The classic potato gun was improved upon using the disconnected exhaust system of a 1953 Chevy, black powder and hairspray, a recently deceased badger and, eventually, local police and firefighters.

Three sets of clothing were accidently burned in the commission of this crime, and three more sets had to be deliberately burned after the remains of the badger were reluctantly gathered together and disposed of.

After their backsides recovered from this triumph, a grove of young alders and vine maple were mowed down using an older model Chrysler minivan, a bumper-mounted chainsaw and a roof rack mounted navigation/chainsaw control system. A septic drainfield was moderately damaged and several random holes in the floor of the minivan had to be patched up before carpooling could resume, but a good time was had by all. The boys earned enough to replace the shredded tires by time the summer was over.

We hope that someday the scar from the chainsaw will fade from #2 son’s leg.

We won’t even discuss the tire swing and Tarzan-inspired jungle rope system that overhung a nearby stream and earned the boys some negative attention from the fish and game department over a silly eagle’s nest and an endangered run of sockeye salmon.

It was not completely their fault that when all three of them simultaneously attempted to flush the heads of every Barbie doll in the neighborhood down our three toilets, their sister would run screaming from the scene, alerting the authorites and stopping the experiment almost, but not quite, before a three-way stoppage and septic tank pump burn-out that left the family without drainage for 13 days.

They really loved the bulldozer that had to come dig up the tank and pump. The bulldozer operator tried to teach them to smoke, but failed due to mysterious interference from crabby, spoilsport local grown-ups.

These characters are now a firefighter, a major construction surveyor and a steel plant quality control engineer. There are (so far) six baby boys in the next generation; random and expensive entertainment for my retirement years is guaranteed.

]]> By: Don Janousek http://neoneocon.com/2009/04/22/nailing-jello-to-the-wall/#comment-107531 Don Janousek Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:14:03 +0000 http://neoneocon.com/2009/04/22/nailing-jello-to-the-wall/#comment-107531 expat: The country of Beethoven, Bach, Goethe, Einstein, Adenauer and ShamWow only has TWO flavors of jello?? Kinda makes one wonder if that vaunted German efficiency is all it is cracked up to be! Of course, it does solve a family mystery as to why my sister-in-law, Barbara, who was born in Munich, wept tears of joy when she first encountered the jello section at the local SuperSaver years ago. Thanks for the tip! expat: The country of Beethoven, Bach, Goethe, Einstein, Adenauer and ShamWow only has TWO flavors of jello?? Kinda makes one wonder if that vaunted German efficiency is all it is cracked up to be! Of course, it does solve a family mystery as to why my sister-in-law, Barbara, who was born in Munich, wept tears of joy when she first encountered the jello section at the local SuperSaver years ago. Thanks for the tip!

]]> By: expat http://neoneocon.com/2009/04/22/nailing-jello-to-the-wall/#comment-107523 expat Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:42:45 +0000 http://neoneocon.com/2009/04/22/nailing-jello-to-the-wall/#comment-107523 Don, In Germany there are only two colors of jello (aka wackel pudding): green, which is flavored with sweet woodruff, and red, which is some sort of berry/cherry flavor. Maybe Hitler didn't like the other flavors. Don,

In Germany there are only two colors of jello (aka wackel pudding): green, which is flavored with sweet woodruff, and red, which is some sort of berry/cherry flavor. Maybe Hitler didn’t like the other flavors.

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]]> By: Don Janousek http://neoneocon.com/2009/04/22/nailing-jello-to-the-wall/#comment-107486 Don Janousek Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:02:45 +0000 http://neoneocon.com/2009/04/22/nailing-jello-to-the-wall/#comment-107486 askmom: Actually, the question of using additives to create a "super jello" was, I believe, addressed in the 1932 Olympics, the last year in which competitive team Jello Nailing was part of the men's sports division. As described, I think, in Wikipedia, or on YouTube somewhere, the Albanian Men's Jello Nailing Team, captained by the legendary Hort Moxha, a/k/a "Gelatinus," had to forfeit their gold medal during the 1932 games when it was discovered that they had added "moongha," an obscure Balkan plaster of paris mix, to their "Orange Jello with Shredded Carrots" entry. At that time, it was seen as the Olympic equivalent of the American "Black Sox" scandal of 1919. Of course, as history records, amatuer Jello Nailing was dropped from the Olympics in Berlin in 1936 after the Olympic Committee shamelessly caved in to Hitler's demand that "this Jewish-invented alleged sport" be eliminated from that year's games, a move some historians attribute to Hitler's desire to cover-up a severe jello shortage in Nazi Germany. There was some movement to reinstate the sport after WWII, but, to date, nothing has been done. A quaint legend, which if it isn't true should be, is that the colors of the rings in the Olympic symbol were meant to stand for various flavors of jello. As Casey Stengel once said, "You can look it up." askmom: Actually, the question of using additives to create a “super jello” was, I believe, addressed in the 1932 Olympics, the last year in which competitive team Jello Nailing was part of the men’s sports division. As described, I think, in Wikipedia, or on YouTube somewhere, the Albanian Men’s Jello Nailing Team, captained by the legendary Hort Moxha, a/k/a “Gelatinus,” had to forfeit their gold medal during the 1932 games when it was discovered that they had added “moongha,” an obscure Balkan plaster of paris mix, to their “Orange Jello with Shredded Carrots” entry. At that time, it was seen as the Olympic equivalent of the American “Black Sox” scandal of 1919. Of course, as history records, amatuer Jello Nailing was dropped from the Olympics in Berlin in 1936 after the Olympic Committee shamelessly caved in to Hitler’s demand that “this Jewish-invented alleged sport” be eliminated from that year’s games, a move some historians attribute to Hitler’s desire to cover-up a severe jello shortage in Nazi Germany. There was some movement to reinstate the sport after WWII, but, to date, nothing has been done. A quaint legend, which if it isn’t true should be, is that the colors of the rings in the Olympic symbol were meant to stand for various flavors of jello. As Casey Stengel once said, “You can look it up.”

]]> By: camojack http://neoneocon.com/2009/04/22/nailing-jello-to-the-wall/#comment-107475 camojack Thu, 23 Apr 2009 07:36:47 +0000 http://neoneocon.com/2009/04/22/nailing-jello-to-the-wall/#comment-107475 I suspect that one could successfully nail regular, unadulterated <b>Jello™</b> to a wall...if only they'd freeze it first. It isn't as though it would stay nailed to the wall <i>indefinitely</i>, in any event... ;-) I suspect that one could successfully nail regular, unadulterated Jello™ to a wall…if only they’d freeze it first. It isn’t as though it would stay nailed to the wall indefinitely, in any event… ;-)

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