Brooke’s a living doll
I’ve already confessed to a small but harmless addiction to the blog Go Fug Yourself, dedicated to otherwise-lovely stars and starlets (and aspiring starlets, and spawn of starlets) and their execrable fashion choices.
Today what caught my eye was former child star/model and present-day actress Brooke Shields. Surely, if anyone could wear just about anything and look beautiful, it would be this lady.
But here she is, looking for all the world like her own Madame Tussaud’s wax dummy, dressed in an outfit that looks as though the six-foot tall Shields inexplicably decided to go shopping in the petite section:
Her daughter is dressed more like an adult. Is this mid-life crisis fashion?
I wonder how much she paid to look like that?
That hat is just so…so…so out of place.
What’s up with the man’s pants length? Is he planning on returning them to the store unhemmed so as to receive credit? Eeeeeeew!
As for Brooke, she’s in with the “in” crowd. Dress kooky to get noticed. It works.
Dressed by high priced designers and fashion experts who hate women and men too, it seems.
The hat looks very similar to the new cup holder console i put in my truck.
This is so wrong.
Dolly Parton says (of herself), “It costs a lot of money to look this trashy.”
Actually, it looks as if Brooke is wearing her daughter’s sundress backwards.
She wants me but I’m taken.
A living doll. And stylish, too! That hat! That hairdo! Hey – how buff are her biceps?