May 5th, 2009

Brooke’s a living doll

I’ve already confessed to a small but harmless addiction to the blog Go Fug Yourself, dedicated to otherwise-lovely stars and starlets (and aspiring starlets, and spawn of starlets) and their execrable fashion choices.

Today what caught my eye was former child star/model and present-day actress Brooke Shields. Surely, if anyone could wear just about anything and look beautiful, it would be this lady.

But here she is, looking for all the world like her own Madame Tussaud’s wax dummy, dressed in an outfit that looks as though the six-foot tall Shields inexplicably decided to go shopping in the petite section:

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11 Responses to “Brooke’s a living doll”

  1. expat Says:

    Her daughter is dressed more like an adult. Is this mid-life crisis fashion?

  2. dane Says:

    I wonder how much she paid to look like that?

  3. I R A Darth Aggie Says:

    That hat is just so…so…so out of place.

  4. Mark Says:

    What’s up with the man’s pants length? Is he planning on returning them to the store unhemmed so as to receive credit? Eeeeeeew!

    As for Brooke, she’s in with the “in” crowd. Dress kooky to get noticed. It works.

  5. Wolla Dalbo Says:

    Dressed by high priced designers and fashion experts who hate women and men too, it seems.

  6. SteveH Says:

    The hat looks very similar to the new cup holder console i put in my truck.

  7. Oblio Says:

    This is so wrong.

  8. Oh, bother Says:

    Dolly Parton says (of herself), “It costs a lot of money to look this trashy.”

  9. SAB Says:

    Actually, it looks as if Brooke is wearing her daughter’s sundress backwards.

  10. Baklava Says:

    She wants me but I’m taken.

  11. Nolanimrod Says:

    A living doll. And stylish, too! That hat! That hairdo! Hey – how buff are her biceps?

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