August 27th, 2009


Mmmm good!


Jell-O Mold Cheeseburger

Vanilla and walnut flavored Jell-O bun, pistachio flavored lettuce, cherry and cherry cream Jell-O tomatoes, chocolate and chocolate mousse flavored Jell-O burger, orange-lemon Jell-O cheese, lemon-lime Jell-O pickles and coconut flavored Jell-O onions.

[Hat tip: commenter "kcom"]

21 Responses to “Jelloburger”

  1. vanderleun Says:


  2. PA Cat Says:

    No Jell-o olives?

  3. stumbley Says:

    What about the fries and ketchup?

  4. Mrs Whatsit Says:


  5. Ymarsakar Says:

    It’s an Obama burger, isn’t it Neo

  6. huxley Says:

    Compared to the other menu items at the link above (“This is why you’re fat”), the Jello Burger is health food!

  7. kcom Says:

    Yeah, I was laughing out loud at some of the concoctions on that site. A sandwich where the “bread” part is actually two grilled cheese sandwiches (with a pile of stuff between them). Compared to those, the jello doesn’t even compete in making people fat.

  8. rickl Says:

    You should post a video so we can see it all wiggle.

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  10. MikeLL Says:


    Ever had a “Spamsicle?”

    Me neither.

  11. nyomythus Says:

    I want the molds, I want the moooolds!!!

  12. neo-neocon Says:

    nyomythus: they broke the molds when they made this.

  13. Piercello Says:

    That’s… disturbing. 8-)

  14. Dan Says:

    Neo! You do have a thing with jello, don’t you!

  15. Grimmy Says:

    That jello burger actually sounds like it would make a tasty treat.

    It also sounds like a fun way to mess with the minds of the family’s youngins.

    “And now, for dessert, burgers!”

  16. Askmom Says:

    And they say we don’t know good food, down here in the trailer park …

  17. E Says:

    Faugh. That photo reminds me of when I was in the hospital in 1975, a newly-diagnosed 12-year-old diabetic, and they gave me a dietary lecture using rubber food (rubber ham + rubber bread + rubber lettuce = a nutritious, delicious lunch!) and a coloring book called “Mr. Hypo is Your Friend.” I am not kidding.

  18. joe buzz Says:

    I aint diggin it….

  19. Gringo Says:

    Neo! You do have a thing with jello, don’t you!

    Dan: you are just now figuring this out ?

  20. Jonathan Says:

    That’s depraved!

  21. JohnC Says:

    here are some side and other dishes for you.

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