You want cute? I’ll give you cute: here’s the world’s smallest newborn horse.
This reminds me that I have passed this way before. Several years ago I came across this website on mini-horses for the blind, otherwise known as guide horses. This is not a spoof; these things are real, and really cute, and really smart, and really helpful.
And they wear little sneakers on their feet, and are housebroken. And they are ordinarily allowed to ride on airplanes.
[NOTE: And speaking of cute...]