September 8th, 2010

Ben Shapiro…

is doggist.

[Hat tip: commenter "perfected Democrat."]

21 Responses to “Ben Shapiro…”

  1. Scottie Says:

    Neo, do you think it’s too late to teach Obamapuppy to heel?

    Ah, actually the mid-terms may teach him that for us…..

  2. Scottie Says:

    Heh…adding to my previous thoughts, could we also teach him to roll over (dropping the repeal of the Bush tax cuts), sit (just sit in the oval office and do no more harm to the country than he already has), fetch (go after Iran on the nukes issue), or speak (without a teleprompter, that is….), or most importantly, silence (enough of the teleprompter, actually!)?

  3. Sgt. Mom Says:

    Hey, maybe that’s the reason why they needed a new carpet in the Oval Office!

  4. John Says:

    Scottie I don’t think Obama is capable of learning anything from anyone, especially from the right side of the aisle. He thinks he knows everything.

  5. Geoffrey de Bouillon Says:

    The Zero is like the Bourbons. He has learned nothing and forgotten nothing.

  6. Scottie Says:

    Sgt. Mom,

    Perhaps not being house broken is why everything in the oval office seems to have a….ah….ahem – *brownish* earth tone hue?

  7. Scottie Says:

    John,

    You may be right.

    Then again, perhaps a good swat on the nose with a rolled up sheaf of mid-term ballots will correct the misbehavior???

  8. Sgt. Mom Says:

    We can only hope … I wonder how Obama will react, the next time he has an open event and hecklers (yeah, I know, I’m a dreamer) are making barking noises, and whistling or singing “You Ain’t Nothing But a Hound Dog” or “Who Let the Dogs Out”? Or signs saying “Woof! Woof!”
    I’m willing to bet he absolutely cannot handle being openly mocked. Meltdown imminent.

  9. Scottie Says:

    Sgt. Mom,

    Oooooo – I like the ideas!

    What’s especially rich is he’s the one who brought up the idea initially – certainly can’t accuse anyone on the right of being the first to call him a dog!

  10. Perfected democrat Says:

    Ha, ha, ha… but please, an important nuance, my screen name is Perfected democrat, not perfected Democrat; you know, while it’s a takeoff on Ann Coulter’s little escapade about the “Chosen”, several years ago, I’d be embarrassed if anybody thought I was actually that “dread thing”, a Democrat (except of course when I was young and stupid)…

  11. Sgt. Mom Says:

    Thanks, Scottie … I’m evil, but in a nice way. Really, now I’m thinking this is Obama’s ‘Dukakis inna tank’ moment – that one stupendously inept moment that gave everyone material for making fun of him. And that he gave it to us himself is even more delicious.

  12. Scottie Says:

    Sgt. Mom,

    You bring up a really important point.

    How can we tell if this is his Dukakis-inna-tank moment?

    There have been soooooooo many moments where he’s made a fool of himself it’s getting kind of hard to specificy which is *THE* moment….

    :D

  13. Sgt. Mom Says:

    There have been a cascade of tipping-points, haven’t there? Of course, the right-oh-sphere has been poking fun at him enthusiastically for weeks and months, ever since the Obama-as-Joker poster, but with big guns like Peggy Noonan and Maureen Dowd beginning to abandon him … his melting-down point may not be too far away. Sometime in the next month, I think.

  14. Scottie Says:

    Sgt. Mom,

    Are you suggesting we start a contest to see who can most closely guess the date of a meltdown?

    I want in!

    What are the rules, what are the criteria for classifying something as a true meltdown vs. a temper tantrum, what does the winner get?

    OH – and I have dibs already on November 3, 2010!

    I soooo wanna see his smirking face in public that day.

  15. Papa Dan Says:

    Hah! Wouldn’t be great at the next SOTU all those new Republicans barked back at him when he takes a condescending dig at them!

  16. expat Says:

    Sgt: Mom,

    I’d like to suggest a modification to You Ain’t Nothing But a Hound Dog. How about You Ain’t Nothing Like a Hound Dog below a picture of Mrs. Pumphrey and her little pooch from All Creatures Great and Small? I’ve known quite a few hounds in my life, and none were as wimpy or yappy as Obama. I could even imagine a video from the show with Chris Matthew’s face photoshopped onto Mrs. Pumphrey.

  17. rickl Says:

    As for a Presidential meltdown, I just hope the Secret Service or military attaches are quick about hiding the ‘football’ from him. “Sorry, sir, it’s in the shop for repairs.”

  18. rickl Says:

    The Best Comment Award goes to Bilwick at Transterrestrial Musings:

    Someone should roll up a paperbound copy of Hayek’s ROAD TO SERFDOM and whack Obama on the nose with it. Bad president! Bad!

  19. Portia Says:

    Rickl — I’ve worried about that.

  20. Sgt. Mom Says:

    Ohhh – wonderful ideas, all – especially for a betting pool WRT an Obama public melt-down. But this is Neo’s blog.
    But I put my dibs on a day shortly after November 3, maybe the 4th or the 5th, after he’s had time to absorb the enormity of it all.

  21. SteveH Says:

    I predict December 12th at 4:18 pm for the meltdown. Which will be instigated by Barak mispronouncing quadrillion as quatrillion.

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