…is funnier than the original joke:
I like this joke better, anyway:
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Previously a lifelong Democrat, born in New York and living in New England, surrounded by liberals on all sides, I've found myself slowly but surely 
June 15th, 2011 at 3:09 pm
One with everything!
Great.
But the one-sided laughter. That’s the best. Isn’t there an old Irish proverb that says, “Nothing is bad when you’re laughing.”
June 15th, 2011 at 3:27 pm
He’s a Marxist. They’re hilarious.
June 15th, 2011 at 3:47 pm
hahahaha.
Put an Aussie in with a Marxist Tibetan monk, and you get……….nothing.
June 15th, 2011 at 4:30 pm
I was taking pictures for runway at fashion week. i just decided to take a break… and go get more film.. *yes film… expensive..
so there i am… standing there… when who should appear walking up the street.. the Dalai lama..
i said hi, he said hi…
and thats when i discovered i had no film
he was to give a speech and such…
i DID get Barbara Bush and chat for a min..
but i would have much preferred to hang out with the Dalai lama for a short while… much nicer than Couric..
but now i know he is a self admitted marxist, i am glad i didnt waste my time…
June 15th, 2011 at 4:35 pm
I still don’t get it.
(Kidding)
June 15th, 2011 at 5:49 pm
Next time try telling the Dalai Lama this pizza joke : A fellow walks into a pizzeria and orders a large pizza. The pizza chef asks: should I cut it into six or eight slices? Cut it into six, I don’t think I can eat eight.
June 15th, 2011 at 5:58 pm
The Dalai Lama cartoon reminds me of another cartoon. It shows a woman dressed in a peasant outfit on a country road looking into her empty mailbox. The heading for the drawing was something like, Jean-Paul Sartre writes his mother. The cartoon balloon has the mother saying, “Again with the nothingness. And on my birthday no less!”
June 15th, 2011 at 6:39 pm
“Gunga Ga-Lunga”.
“He’s a big hitter the Lama.”
“So I got that goin’ for me.”
June 15th, 2011 at 8:02 pm
So I say, hey, how about a little, somethin, you know, for the effort.
June 15th, 2011 at 8:04 pm
Deeka beat me. Great stuff.
June 15th, 2011 at 8:15 pm
That cartoon reminds me of an episode of Metalocalypse, when for Murderface’s birthday, the band gets him the blackest, most brutal birthday present ever………..NOTHING!
June 15th, 2011 at 9:16 pm
I saw some commentary on another site and someone suggested a better joke for the DL.
After he give the clerk a $20, he asks for change. The clerk’s reply is “change must come from within”.
June 15th, 2011 at 9:19 pm
effess,
Great joke! I’ll remember that one.
June 15th, 2011 at 9:38 pm
When I was acting I had to have one of those stupid resumes with special skills listed. Actors would put idiotic things like roller blading and driving, very seriously. So I sandwiched into mine, “Caddied for the Dalai Lama”. Then added some other true skills before putting “Just kidding about the Lama”. It always got laughs after they got that I wasn’t serious. But it also got some funny astonished Wows before they got it.
I LOVED the Bill Murray monologue on caddying for da lama. And his tip was a promise of total consciousness on his death bed. “So I got dat going for me.”. I laugh just thinking about it.
June 15th, 2011 at 9:44 pm
The Caddyshack Dalai Lama gag.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8x-nQ-vPw5k
June 16th, 2011 at 2:31 am
The variation on this that I first heard about 10 years ago: Question: “What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?” Answer: (in a heavy Indian accent) “Could you make me one with everything, Please?”
June 16th, 2011 at 9:15 am
Thanks for cheering me up. Now I have to have pizza for lunch so I can tell that joke to the guy who makes the pizza.
June 16th, 2011 at 2:21 pm
Did you hear about the Buddhist monk who went to get a root canal but refused the offer of novocaine? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
June 17th, 2011 at 11:24 am
The best Dalai Lama joke? Being ushered out the back door of the White House. I wished then he could have turned Obama into a stone water buffalo. Then I realized the actual curse — that he live the rest of his life as Barack Obama — was even worse.