April 28th, 2012

Spambot of the day

This bot speaks for him/herself. Or for somebody:

I beloved as much as you’ll receive performed proper here. The sketch is tasteful, your authored material stylish. nonetheless, you command get got an impatience over that you wish be handing over the following. ill unquestionably come more beforehand again as exactly the similar just about a lot frequently inside of case you defend this hike.

13 Responses to “Spambot of the day”

  1. raf Says:

    Free verse poetry. Look for the deeper meaning.

  2. MissJean Says:

    Personally, I don’t know how you defended that hike! But that’s what makes you the tasteful, stylish blogger that impatiently hands it over. :)

  3. vanderleun Says:

    I had prepared a comment so much like that that repeating it here would be redundantly redundant.

  4. Ed Bonderenka Says:

    The result of 100′s of monkeys on typewriters for 100′s of years.

  5. Rob Says:

    I’m pretty sure this is from Obomney’s stump speech….

  6. Ed Bonderenka Says:

    On a darker note. What if this is a result of live-testing ChiComm attempts at A.I.?

  7. james Says:

    I Knew it! Somewhere out there Casey Stengel is ALIVE! Somebody call Yogi.

  8. Doom Says:

    Hmm, actually, I thought I read something like that in the last “newspaper” of which I tried to make heads or tails. Are you sure they don’t work for the NYTs?

  9. currently Says:

    Here’s my interpretation of this Spambotter:

    “I’m a lovable person.

    You’re a good writer and may be tasty.

    So, let’s go hiking this weekend.”

    Of course, I could be misinterpreting this. But if I’m correct, I would not go hiking with this person this weekend. Wait until you develop a more sound relationship.

  10. effess Says:

    Ed Bonderenka,

    Bob Newhart ha a routine based on monkeys at typewriters. In the routine he was reviewing what was being typed, he thought he had a winner. “Hold it I think I have something on typewriter 57. Let’s see, “To be or not to be, that is the fizzlebip!” Or something like that.

  11. Ed Bonderenka Says:


  12. Jewel Says:

    I was getting a lot of Japanese spam. I put it through the Google discombulator and got wonderful, resplendently redundant repetitions and invites to porn sites.

  13. Trebuchet Says:

    Professor Irwin Corey lives!

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