…a nightmare cruise!
And they’ve got big, big plans for the future:
But the bravest new adventure that Bare Necessities is considering is a naked cruise to an unlikely destination: Antarctica.
Spare me the images.
[Hat tip: Instapundit.]
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Previously a lifelong Democrat, born in New York and living in New England, surrounded by liberals on all sides, I've found myself slowly but surely 
July 10th, 2012 at 2:28 pm
It’s what I’ve praying for.
July 10th, 2012 at 4:53 pm
The women would get a kick out of the shrinkage.
FWIU, nudists are an aging bunch. Who really wants to see a gaggle of 60-70 year old Europeans and California wannabees?
July 10th, 2012 at 5:32 pm
I feel sorry for the staff.
July 10th, 2012 at 6:51 pm
FYI there are two types of people in this world, dedicated nude swimmers and those who have not tried it yet.
Next time you are at the beach and can’t find a place to change into a swim suit remember we nudists are laughing at you.
As for nude Antarctica tours, I hope they include dog sledging; it will toughen the spirit.
July 10th, 2012 at 7:32 pm
Not my cuppa, that’s for sure. But it’s nice to know these people are not being discriminated against
I wonder how they handle the formal dining aspect of it? Maybe men wear bow ties and women wear big jewels? Or is all dining “resort casual?” Maybe they bring a “formal” or “dress-up” towel to sit on for formal nights and a “casual” towel on the other nights? Ah, the questions that spring to mind.
July 10th, 2012 at 8:38 pm
I’ve never found clothing to be a “social or physical burden,” but then I grew up in the Midwest, where winters are shockingly cold, and the right clothing can literally save your life.
NJcon, I was wondering if they staff these cruises with nudists too. Of course, in an emergency it might be a tad difficult to respond quickly to orders from someone–say a First Officer, or Captain–who was stark naked. Maybe they’d let the staff at least wear their hats.
July 10th, 2012 at 9:02 pm
I feel sorry for clothesist.
July 11th, 2012 at 12:15 am
How do you pay tips? …or maybe I don’t want to know.
July 11th, 2012 at 12:28 am
Are those goose bumps or are you just happy to see me?
July 11th, 2012 at 3:29 am
No nudist me, but if you haven’t tried skinny-dipping . . . ahhhhh.
This calls for a little Randy Newman. “You Can Leave Your Hat On”:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXLYFQef7O8
heh
July 11th, 2012 at 11:30 pm
I’ve never been to a nude beach, much less a nude cruise, but I’ve been around various (European, always European) women who insist on going topless, on beaches from Elat to Bali, even on mostly-Muslim Lombok. While they may have enjoyed the “freedom”, it’s a fair bet that most onlookers would have been happier if most-not all-of them had covered up. And just to show that I’m “fair” about it, their hangbellied husbands with the skimpy Speedos didn’t help the ambiance any. Nude cruise? I’ll pass.