February 2nd, 2013

Pay attention…

…young’uns. Seemingly-outdated skills can come in handy in a pinch.

[Hat tip: Althouse.]

6 Responses to “Pay attention…”

  1. vanderleun Says:

    As a commenter remarks: “I be not knowing how dis work!”

  2. vanderleun Says:

    Extra points for the stealth pun “pinch.”

  3. blert Says:

    A L W A Y S be willing to surrender your cell phone.

    Promptly notify the cops, by land-line if necessary.

    As for owning a theft prompting machine: get Lo Jack.

    You’re other alternative is to own and operate only Rolls-Royce machines. They’re a controlled distribution, controlled repair machine. Only the factory and its dealers can repair your Rolls.

  4. NeoConScum Says:

    WOW, N-Neocon, this one made my day!!

    I can imagine the vacuous twerp-perps trying to find the app on their i-Thingies that patiently walks them through the gears whilst nurturing that pesky clutch thingy!! By that time they were breaking out in bracelets. (-:

    Aaahhhhhhhhhh…’57 Healey…’62 Corvair… ’72 MGB-GT… ’76 BMW 2002(First NEW Car)…Ahhhh..

  5. Snackeater Says:

    I’m still in shock over the last two paragraphs of the article:

    Handsome young men who didn’t look like car thieves? Thank you for not killing me?

    These worthless scumbags held the guy up at gunpoint, took his phone, his keys, and his wallet, and his response is to thank them for not killing him? My god what has happened to the people of this country?

  6. southpaw Says:

    Very punny Neo.

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