There’s no place like Home…
…Depot.
[Hat tip: BenK at Ace’s.]
[ADDENDUM: I sincerely hope the couple had been acquainted beforehand.
And let me point out that this occurred at 8:40 AM, and that it gives new meaning to the term “shacking up.”]
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This gives new meaning to: “Get a room!” You can’t make this stuff up.
I heard about a guy using one of the toilets on display at a store somewhere.
Got to wonder how common this is if someone actually noticed them closing the door and not coming out. Maybe another customer? Around here the sheds are out in the parking lot.
The comments on the source page are hysterical.
I love how the man is charged with a sex offender rap, but the woman isn’t.
This is what is known as “equality”
A shack at the Home Depot? That’s nothing…
Lawrence Sperry, the inventor of the autopilot, was giving flying lessons to a woman friend, in 1916. He engaged the autopilot and evidently gave his full attention to non-aeronautical matters. Either the autopilot failed or it was accidentally disengaged, and the plane (which was a seaplane) descended, fortunately into the water. Neither Sperry nor his student (a well-known society woman) was wearing much in the way of clothing when they were rescued.
Sperry reminded the NYT reporter of the paper’s slogan, “All the news that’s fit to print,” but one of the tabloids ran the headline:
AERIAL PETTING ENDS IN WETTING
(see my post Great Demos of All Time)
The shed WAS in the parking lot.
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He’s an early riser, no doubt.
blert:
LOL.
I guess it is now the case that you can drop by the Home Depot and pick up someone for any job.
The comments are indeed hysterical …
“the hoe and the tool are in the shed”… “love shack, baybee!” and my favorite “50% off all previously-boned merchandise.”
Yeah, I have a predilection for low- but creatively-expressed humor. I blame it on twenty years in the military and a father with the same kind of sense of humor.
There’s things to look for in a good shed. Like will your 54′ mower deck fit thru the door and can you screw the wife in it.
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