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  1. The expression on the face of the first model suggests to me that she is very angry at whoever forced her to wear that contraption.

  2. Yes, the first model really looks like she is thinking “Some way, some how I am going to get you for this, you tasteless bastard…”

  3. The monokini picture: fashion commentary and a blow against Islamic censorship, all in one!
    I approve.

  4. If your ego demands that you go partially naked, might as well be honest, and fashionable about it. That first picture is one of the most remarkably tasteless attempts at fashion I have seen in a while. It makes a rather simple, moderately pretty woman, and misrepresents every moderately attractive feature she has. Then again, who knows how many of her features were carved into her, or otherwise created. Perhaps it fits. Bleh.

  5. It’s kind of sad; both of those first two women are quite beautiful; so, why did they choose to distracts from their good looks and make such ugly statements?

    The third woman, both a beautiful woman and a great photo! But, yea, I could she why she is tired of talking about it. Fifty years ago it might have gotten her in trouble in some parts of the country and cause a “scandal” in other parts; today it might just produce a yawn. (Except in the Islamic world where it would get her stoned)

  6. In 1964, I was a sailor. I am still a sailor. My only negative thought is that no. 1 and 3 don’t take joy in sharing their beauty with us. (Sigh) maybe I am a little jealous….nobody ever particularly wanted to see me naked.

  7. I remember the Gernreich business. Even though I was a little girl at the time, I remember thinking “well of COURSE he’s going to get into the papers, doing THAT.”

    What else did he do besides show off women’s breasts? Can’t recall.

  8. Funny, when I saw the color of the first dress (and before I read neo-neocon’s full commentary), I thought to myself, “Self, what’s wrong with that color? The Lovely Mrs. Firefly would look great in that color.” Then I read the rest. My wife is a redhead.

    But yes, aside from the color, the dress is absurd, but nowhere near as absurd as the first one. It seems like some designers hate women.

  9. The rumour is that a lot of fashion designers are homosexuals and they dislike breeders. So anything that makes them less likely to breed is a fashion statement.

  10. The third picture shows a really well-shaped woman who would NEVER be a model today – too “fat”.

    Fake boobs have truly distorted the understanding of the female body. If a woman diets too strenuously, she will lose her secondary characteristics. However, today, models diet until they look like a pre-teen boy, then have a surgeon slap on the fake boobs, and – voila! – today’s model – the Boy with Boobs.

    But, NO-O-O-O, the gay designers, dressers, and other fashion hangers-on, they don’t want a teen-age boy!

    Right.

  11. Women, those with sufficient resources, have been trying to dress well for thousands of years. It would be silly to think there is anything yet undone which would improve on the efforts of…thousands of years.
    The upper-class Roman gowns, for example, are classic and can show as much or as little–that’s what imaginations are for–as the wearer desires.
    What’s left is outrage to epater les bourgeois and get some ink. And, due to the regression to the mean (classic themes) of clothing which normal women require, the New Thing can only be outrageous and ugly. All the good-looking stuff has been (sniff) done.

  12. #1 is not flattering, and clearly the one wearing it doesn’t flatter it.

    #2: Nolanimrod says it well.

    #3: Ah yes, I remember it well.

  13. The first outfit looks too small for the model and the second looks too big. The third one looks like somebody cut off the top of a one piece suit.

  14. Neo, have you seen the 72nd Golden Globe red carpet dresses? My absolute favorite, just overall, was Jessica Chastain.

  15. did you see Dunhams dress? i am amazed neo did not put that on the wacko dress list…

    feminism… bring out your inner female wacko while trying to act out the worst qualities of men…

    if it werent for feminism T&A would not be so prevalent
    neither would camel toes, women dressing like barbarella/peter pan/rum bottle pirates…

  16. First, there’s the color, a yellow that almost no one can wear successfully with the possible exception of redheads

    looks like someone is peeling back a bannana to see the bruised contents…

    too bad i am not gay, i would have a career being a biatch commenting on fashion… heh

  17. Glad you paid the photographers (like me) for using their shots… right? nope… just steal them like everyone else does… (you can see my stuff all over, but no money comes to me!!!!)

  18. Artfldgr,
    Neo’s use of these images falls clearly within several Fair Use exceptions of US and international copyright law. Your accusation of theft lacks such protection, and is libel. Apologize. Now.

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