Time for a caption contest
And this is the photo. Isn’t the little critter on the right of the picture (not the one on the left) just the cutest thing?
A bipartisan photo op. It occurs to me that this photo should offend no one, except perhaps members of PETA.
[NOTE: Here’s the story behind it.]
Ha! i will make my wife jealous im with another woman and she might let me off the couch!!!
“A selfie of me and Ganesh–hope no one thinks he’s a Republican!”
“And I tell you that memory of my confrontation with that killer elephant is seared…….seared in me.”
[Sad Sarah McLAchlan ASPCA ad music – “in the arms of an angel, far awaaaay from here, etc.”] The abuse and exploitation of adorable baby elephants goes on every day. Won’t you help save this poor creature from a lifetime of shame and regret and selfies with nitwits? Give today.
[“may you fiiiiiiind, some comfort here.”] Thank you.
“Who says I don’t like to rub elbows with the GOP?”
Babar and Zawadi’s Excellent Adventure
Adventure.
Elephant walks up to John Kerry, “why the long face?”.
Even the elephant knows that selfies are reserved for self-indulgent douchebags.
Dumbo and Dumbo.
“Let’s see, if I get this just right and crop out the elephant’s head, I might be able to claim that trunk as part of me…yes…perfect.”
“Who’s the goofy-looking guy in that picture with Dumbo?
Kerry can properly claim that he’s “seen the elephant”
…but, it was only a drone war.
“What kind of animal is that in the picture with Dumbo?”
He is too young to remember when I was in Cambodia for Christmas.
It doesn’t surprise me that Kerry ended up cutting the elephant out of the picture – for so many it is only the “self” that matters.
Elephant: “As I suspected..Nuthin’…Absolutely nuthin’ there!”
Its funny, I drink too much, but yet, my elephants are not pink… why is that?
Its the baby elephants obama phone and i was just helping out with a selfie, and may i take the time to say blah blah blah blah…
Kerry gets into elephant pedophilism, as you see here when he took a selfie with an underage naked baby elephant…
[on another note… i wonder if neo will put up some talk as to people like linda stasi and the left saying no one should be insulting islam, and attacking geller when these same people were behind the national endowments of the arts giving money for things like piss christ… will the national endowment of the arts give money for piss mohamed? what would be wrong in that exercise of liberal american equality?]
Lots of clever captions but kaba gets my vote for best of this thread. That is exactly the type of subterfuge that lurch would employ.
I did not have sex with that elephant, Miss Dumbo.
Geoffrey Britain:
Lots of clever captions but kaba gets my vote for best of this thread. That is exactly the type of subterfuge that lurch would employ.
Agreed.
I have a fairly strong dislike for Lurch. Some of that may have to do with my being a NE native, like Lurch, but unlike him, a product all the way of public schooling- and my suspicion that he was able to sidestep his not being all that bright with his private school connections. But you could say the same about Dubya, and I do not dislike Dubya. Unlike Dubya, Lurch and his supporters present Lurch as being oh-so-brilliant when he isn’t. That is one reason for not liking Lurch.
It comes down to politics. Lurch tried to be all things to all people- the thoughtful Vietnam War protestor but also the Naval Officer who did his duty. His 1971 comparison of US soldiers in Vietnam to Genghis Khan only heightened the contradiction.
Lurch’s making nice with the Sandinistas in the 1980s, at a time when I was going in the opposite direction, is another reason for my dislike of Lurch.
Any Leftist is easy to hate. At least, on a personal level.
“Dreams of a Fisherman’s Wife”