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  1. Tatiana Mosley dress looks like “quick! the dress styles are long for economic malaise and all i have is this mini skirt, quick sew mosquito netting on it” – or, if you look closely, its tinkerbells outfit, but they painted the leaves yellow…

    meanwhile, the dress neo loves:
    Ever since I was a little boy
    Dressing up has always been my greatest joy
    But when it’s time to be discreet
    There’s one thing you just can’t beat
    And that’s a strapless backless classical little black dress

    Well first you go rip rip rip
    Then you go snip snip snip
    Then you whip in a zip zip zip
    And split it up to the hip hip hip
    And as you strip strip strip
    You shiver, and quiver, for that soft caress
    As you slip slip slip
    Into that little black dress

    Ever since I was the eina kliena heiren
    It was the cordon bleu
    For which I am most caring
    And the one taste treat so sweet
    That really can’t be beat
    Is what we have here, how you are, caviar
    That little black mess

    That minimal (minimal)
    Criminal (criminal)
    Siniful little black dress

  2. They photoshopped off January’s foot? Why would they do that? Because her shoes don’t match her clothes? That is a major fashion blunder in some circles. But maybe her feet are just tiny. I’m old fashioned, but I love her style in Mad Men.

  3. Hideous! Unappealing colors, poorly cut, poorly made, tacky, no creativity in sight. Culture 2015. The jumpsuit is okay but the color is not.

  4. January Jones has her shoes on — it’s just that the one is tuned in and almost a perfect color match for the carpet — all the more so when slightly shaded.

    You have to blow up the photo to see just the very tip of the shoe.

    The right foot shoes up better because it’s bent enough to pull the pants a tad bit higher.

    What Jones is missing most is a bust to fill out that top. If she were endowed she’d never wear such a full-conical top.

    (c.f. Jane Russell // Marilyn Monroe// et. al. )

  5. Why does Johanna have a placemat stapled to her chest?

    Not sure if Heidi Klum is auditioning for Auntie Mame or Peter Pan.

  6. I’ve never seen Shock Treatment, but that “Little Black Dress” song is fun, so I’ll have to check out the whole movie. As long as we’re doing YouTube clips, here’s a great live version of PJ Harvey’s song “Dress”:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QySwGXrpHzw

    It also connects up with the previous discussion of sex in rock music; not that the song has much to do with sex, but Harvey’s dress sure does!

  7. Ms. Christie’s dress makes her look like someone the Sheriff’s Office Dive Team just recovered from the lake. After a week. No one healthy looks that pale.

  8. Her name is Tatiana Maslany, NOT Mosley.

    If you google “Tatiana Mosley” it autocorrects to Maslany. You didn’t even bother to check her name before screwing it up.

    I like a lot of your posts, but this one is just mean-spirited, lazy whinging.

    ………you’re right about Heidi Klum, though.

  9. Her name is Tatiana Maslany, not Mosley. She’s the star of Orphan Black, in which she plays multiple characters on the same show–clones with unique personalities and styles.

  10. maximum nerd:

    I don’t think you got the tone—it’s pretty much tongue-in-cheek. And I am careful to only make fun of the dresses or the dress choices, not the people themselves. I would never make fun of someone for being fat, ugly, etc..—that would be mean-spirited.

    As far as Tatiana’s name went, what I actually did was to copy down all the relevant names from the original site. I did it longhand, on a piece of paper. The error occurred not because I wasn’t careful about that, but because apparently my handwriting was not so good and I read the name incorrectly from my own handwriting.

    So your assumptions are incorrect.

    I’ve fixed the name in the post.

  11. >So your assumptions are incorrect.

    as I said: If you google “Tatiana Mosley” it autocorrects to Maslany. You didn’t even bother to check her name.

    That one isn’t.

  12. maximum nerd:

    Why on earth would I check her name again, when I’d already copied it down from the original Yahoo article correctly? I don’t have the time to fact-check every single name on a website like Yahoo and then fact-check it again.

    I certainly fact-check many many other things, more important and complicated things from a website or article. But no, when I do a fluff piece like this about TV personalities, taken from something like Yahoo, and I’ve written down the name from the original website photo, I wouldn’t think to laboriously check each name again. It was correct at the site, and I had written it down correctly from the site. It was in looking at it and transcribing it onto my keyboard from what I myself had written where I made the error. I still have my handwritten list, and looking at it again now, I can see exactly how it happened. The error was in reading my own handwriting.

  13. Ah, that first one is Johanna Newsom, whose second cousin twice removed (yeah, really) is California Lt. Gov. Gavin Newsom. I thought they were siblings when I started this comment. 🙂 Anyway, Johanna recorded a very very odd album some years ago and I’m still trying to figure out whether I like it. Called The Milk-Eyed Mender.

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