November 15th, 2017

Two elephants…

…walk into a bar:

Not really very funny to be there, though, as a human.

I think the elephants came for the salted peanuts.

Which for some reason reminds me of:

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, ‘What is this, a joke?”

7 Responses to “Two elephants…”

  1. AesopFan Says:


  2. Cornflour Says:

    I knew a dyslexic who walked into a bra.

  3. parker Says:

    That is very funny Cornflour. Thanks for the chuckle.

  4. Philip Says:

    @ 4:29… {schwoop} *CRASH*
    I can imagine the other elephant saying, “Wasn’t me!”

    And someone was whispering in German in there somewhere, possibly the cameraperson.

    Poor guy just trying to have a beer, and here he is, surrounded by pachyderms….

  5. Bryan Lovely Says:

    I heard it as “a priest, a rabbi, a Harvard man, and a kangaroo”. I figured the kangaroo was necessary to the joke. 🙂

  6. Richard Saunders Says:

    What is a dyslexic, insomniac, agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering about Dog.

  7. neo-neocon Says:

    Richard Saunders:

    Actually, it goes: “…wondering whether there is a dog.”

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